Ok, the g8me's liter8lly pl8yed IN RE8L LIFE. 8s in, you c8n 8ctu8lly get killed, which is why I stopped pl8ying it. I got KILLED in my previous dimension. 8ut wh8tever. The ch8llenge of the g8me is to choose a cl8ss 8nd 8ecome god tier, where you get powers 8nd wings 8nd sh*t. The "8oss" of the g8me is J8ck Noir. Pretty tough, ne8rly invinci8le. Oh, 8nd you h8ve a "Dre8m You", where you c8n fly if you're lucky. I'll inst8ll it for you.
Sounds unnecessarily complicated. I need to upgrade my computer.
I must get to preparing the basement lab for a auto-vivisection. It will only be a few hours. Don’t worry, kids. There’s only a 34% chance that I’ll accidentally kill myself in the process! That’s 21% less than 50!
Gaz, if I’m not back upstairs by dinner time, I’ve probably bled out and I would appreciate it if you came to check on me. GREAT.